The decorated female, with the large breasts
Walked into the bar
Some men stood up
Some men didn't
She always got what she wanted
Just ask her thirty seven former boyfriends
Some men said she was a liberated woman
Other men said she was very generous
I said she was to expensive
But five dollars is a lot of money
allan james saywell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/titilating-liberated-woman/