Tell Laura I Love Her
Tell Laura Not to cry
My love for her, will never die
Just because your fat and podgy
You have BO and are rather stodgy
It wasn't your fault you got impregnated
Shit i cant blame you
for cutting the end of the comdom
You only wanted to increase your pleasure
tell Laura i love her, tell Laura not to cry
My love for her will never die
I know i acted surprised when
I found those extra things
That you had hidden
Under your skirt, but you will find
that i am a flexible man
Tell Laura i love her
tell Laura not to cry
My love for her will never die
Written in a foggy haze
allan james saywell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tell-laura-i-love-her/