Have you ever asked yourself
Why do dead poets, get more votes
I have come to the conclusion
We are at a distinct disadvantage
As a poet, only as a poet
Being alive and well
As a poet, only as a poet
They never got any votes
When they were alive
Very few made any money
Most of them made Jack Shit
Out of poetry
But the bastards still get more votes
They dont even have to write
Any more poetry
Just because there dead
I'm really pissed off
Written with my tongue in my cheek
Allan James Saywell
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