I wear a kilt but everybody thinks it's a dress.
People laugh at me and my life is a mess.
Last week I got my ass kicked in a fight.
It's not a dress and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a transvestite.
I'm the butt of people's jokes, I even get laughed at by my friends.
I forgot to wear underwear today and I was arrested when it came a strong wind.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/it-s-not-a-dress/
