Spinning records with Spinoza
Kicking footballs with Lou Groza
Doesn't care for rhythm and blues
Drinks a lot of booze
Country's not his style
Wants to change the turnstile
Spinning records with Spinoza
Reading law books with Cardoza
Thinks classical is hip
Forget Gladys Knight & the Pips
Lawrence P. Murren, Jr.
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