but it's on a Friday this year!
you know you are super giddy about that,
even if you're old and out of school
and you work Friday nights or Saturday mornings...
you're still stoked,
totally pumped-
in fact,
that is what you're going to be this year- excited
even if it means
the only treat you're getting
is a nice, big
bowel movement.
Jena Crowe
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/halloween-is-gay/