There was lad who said: 'Anytime;
Early morn, af'noon or prime time,
This activity's the best
Above all the rest -
Anytime's sex-time, no crime! '
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There was a soldier who said: 'Order!
Use this way or die on the other'
I bid him shut up
And said to him: 'Hands up!
For I'm carrying here your Burial Order! '
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There was a guy called Dick,
Who was short like a limerick,
Who tried to climb a wooden wall
But soon began to fly and fall
When hit by a big blue brick!
Comfort Ndlovu
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/three-limericks-part-3/
