The Russians, so we lately learned,
Are fighting on the Slucz -
A piece of news which cannot fail
An answering chord to tucz,
Since how you spell it, after all,
Can't really matter mucz,
And we who dig for victory
Are toiling - in the slucz.
Cicely Fox Smith
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