A hole New Year’s a commin
So I sat down with my pen
Made me some Rezolushuns
(Yep, I’ll try them out again)
This year I’ll try to get a tiny spot less fat
Wife says she’d like if I kept less under my hat
So I will try to do more sharin
Of each day’s load I’m bearin
And of course try to do less swearin
(Hell, that kinda shit goes without bein said)
I wanna save more money
So’s as I can buy nice things for my honey
And when some guy’s jokes ain’t quite funny
I’ll politely smile and nod my head
I’ll try to work much harder
At makin a dollar goin farther
Knowing that I oughta
Save for them rainy days ahead
I’ll put my coat up on the hanger
Try not to speak in anger
And be a gentlemen if I bang her
When we get into the bed
I’m a lucky man I know it
So I’ll live my live so’s to show it
(Gee, I wonder if I’ll blow it
Before these words get read?)
End of this poem. Same voting rules as alwuhs. Can be found at:
http: //www.poemhunter.com/poem/rules-for-poem-voting-not-a-poem-does-not-rhime/
Billy Bob Noes
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/billy-bob-noes-new-years-rezolushuns/
