I was handsome, handsome once,
until I broke
my beautiful nose.
Then all the world
had changed for me,
for I was ugly,
as ugly as can be
There were no more women
and no more dates,
even though
inside I was the same.
Only stares
and dirty looks,
Only contempt
for my broken probosis!
And so I decided
to fix that nose,
and I was handsome
just like I was.
But I didn't care
about women or dates
for i had changed
i was gay
John Randal
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-broken-probosis/