Worked in a big grocery store for a year. Three times i was asked by an old lady how she could get out of the store again. She couldn't find the entrance
[] What if your name is Mark, or Bill and Bob are verbs.
[] This makes me think about the time a church was having a bake sale for the homeless, and a homeless man stole a cookie or something and they had him arrested.
[] Thanks man it really does. Went from drinking about 300ml a day for the past 3 years to sober for about a month now. Would really encourage anyone thinking of doing the same to check out r/stopdrinking. Really helped me out.
[] that's a cool idea and makes this not terrible
[] My sister-in-law has crazy stories from managing a hotel. There are dumb ones too but the dumb ones aren't as good.
For examples of craziness take the sketchy guy who was staying for awhile and kept hitting on her, and gave her and her coworker a credit card with ten thousand dollars on it. Needless to say they did not use it, shortly after he was arrested (pretty sure he was on the run for fraud or some scheme).
Or their resident prostitute. I don't know how common a thing this is but there was a prostitute who always used their hotel with her clients. There wasn't any kind of deal, they just didn't report her because that would be shitty, and she happened to regularly bring people who would book one of their more expensive rooms.
[] If you look closely you can see that one has a red stripe and the other has a black stripe
[] Police are looking for a man who witnesses described as, seemingly self obssessed, orange in complexion and wearing what appeared to be a pampered silky terrier dog on his head.
[] Poor dragon boat. He was nice.
[] I hope they free us from mobile pop-ups that block the whole dang screen in the process.
[] It is a nice facility with good food.
[] Dude I'll never forget it. That was so much fun
[] Witch Hunter is most accurate
[] There is totally a cremation joke opportunity going begging here
[] Thanks :D
[] Artisanal trees!
[] I genuinely expected you to add "He even started beating me with his jumper cables outside." RIP /u/rogersimon10 AKA The Jumper Cable Guy
[] "Do you think your luck is bad? The trials and tribulations of GeneralyGoodCraic"
[] I think you overestimate Britain's bargaining position.
[] Gpu coming in!
[] You missed out the part about why the large is called a venti!
[] Patrick Stewart
[] You are all missing the point.
You don't put chicken on pasta. You just don't. It's wrong.
[] This reminds of that one episode in one piece. Any weebs remember?
[] Good luck with that, though. Don't know how competitive it is but I applied twice and heard nada
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