Thanks for the tips! But if I want to gain more weight, do I still run? I've been trying to abstain from doing any running for awhile now. I do play football occasionally though.
[]Guy: sticks his head in the front door of the restaurant I worked at."Y'all got a phone in here?"
My manager:"Yes sir."
Guy:"Stupid assess!" storms off.
[]He's still that guy from the Dune miniseries for me.
[]I identify as Kashtan you elitist!
[]Well, it's been known to metabolize into borophyll if ingested in science class.
[]The fappening
[]Did you piss yourself again Gramps?
[]I had a doctor ask why our application closed when he clicked the x in the top right hand corner. I felt like I was being asked some kind of trick question at first.
[]I'm making a relatively poor joke...it's based off of pictures and "tweets" I've seen about weapon sweeps in England. From my understanding they also have bins where you can drop off weaponized knives.
[]"Can I get a croque madame but without the egg, cheese and bechamel". So you want a ham sandwich. No you are still paying full price because you're ordering a CM, it's not our fault you're a picky cunt
[]do you ever get random people coming up to you while you're on duty to ask traffic questions or anything law related that's just completely asinine?
[]....gliding through all my hands
[]Wait, you eat shit for breakfast?
[]Why a hose connected to nothing wasn't working.
[]Hey, how's becks non alcoholic compared to regular becks?
[]Slight advancement from the time Redditors called every dog a puppy.
[]Because has nothing to do with being poor, you fucking ignorant tool.
"Go buy some school" Jesus Christ, make America great again
[]But we are notorious for not getting convictions in DV cases. Check Google, most of the time strangulation is a misdemeanor, and there has never been a major domestic violence case that has changed the way we handle cases. No major celebrity has ever been convicted of DV. This is still a major issue.
[]Cool, what kind of guns do you have?
[]All I notice is that FUCKING 9.9/10- ign
[]Shia Le Boof!
[]How to use my nail gun. When I turned it on after reading the manual I shit myself and ran from the house. After watching the video I learned the scary fucking noise coming from the compressor was normal. :) My first time using power tools. I have 'leveled up' since then though.
[]We at /r/Watches like do have a word with you.
[]It's brilliant, but be damn sure you actually can pay them back.
[]Ha! Next you'll be saying that the 'C' doesn't stand for 'cheap'!
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