my dad's got a hairy body,
the ladies think he's a hottie.
hes always being naughty, but by golly,
its just so sexy,
just take your hands and rub it,
braid it, love it or hate it,
somebody shave it,
a nice binki wax will do,
and when your through,
it'll be so smooth, like a babies behind,
he's the hariy-est you'll ever find,
when you see the signs,
'dont feed the apes! '
its just talking about my dad, dont be afraid.
hes body looks likes a shag rug,
he's an ugly mug,
now i know it's scary,
but his parents did right by naming him Harry.
Joshua Graham
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-dad-s-hairy-body-song-i-wrote/
