Heaven is a funny place
It's not a lot like day-care
Try to pay your way there:
They'll tell you at the door
'Medicaid and Medicare
Are not accepted here'.
Heaven is a funny place
Clock, there, is counter-clockwise,
Face, about-face,
Left is right, right, wrong
Dinner an enterprise
Of silence and space.
Heaven is a funny place
Angels man the doors
Everyone wants to slide along
Its shining floors:
So, save your grace
And sign up soon- the list is very long.
Morgan Michaels
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/heaven-14/
