Needy Nitti Gritties:
Half witted nitty gritties
Still seek:
Strong, salient types
To wreak:
A strong, striking, crazy, pretty ditty
Desperate:
Anemic vampire needs a swipe
Wants to know if you're his type
Medical malady:
Pipe fitter seeks to fix a drip
To plumb the depths of his relationship
Cat Lady:
Lonely cougar on the prowl
Wants a Tom to make her growl
Huns of fun:
Not so amicable Attila seeks invasion
Be very afraid if you’re of Balkan persuasion
Mark Walters
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