Please don’t marry a musician
Don’t put yourself in that position
Wondering where they are
When they’re not with their guitar
Please don’t marry a physician
Don’t put yourself in that position
Wondering where they are
When they’re not in the ER
Please don’t marry a magician
Don’t put yourself in that position
Wondering where they are
When their magic’s gone too far
Please don’t marry a mortician
Don’t put yourself in that position
Wondering where they are
When they’re not driving that long car
Please don’t marry a statistician
Don’t put yourself in that position
Wondering where they are
When the odds are they’re at a bar
Paul Nelson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/please-don-t-marry/