CREAM: 'Whip me! Whip me! '
CHEESE: 'Slice me! Slice me! '
EGG: 'Beat me! Beat me! '
CARROT: 'Dice me! Dice me! '
BREAD: 'Pound me! Pound me! '
PEPPER: 'Shake me! Shake me! '
NOODLE: 'Boil me! Boil me! '
CELERY: 'Break me! Break me! '
COOK: 'No.'
John Bliven Morin
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/masochistic-foods-sadistic-cook/
