I thought it tasted strange
that Steak and Kidney Pie
found out it contained Horse meat
so that's the reason why.
I trotted out of the house
and galloped down the street
I've developed a love for sugar lumps
and have Hooves instead of Feet.
I've grown a long tail
and my bed is made of straw
I stand in a field for hours
and at night lay down upon the floor.
So better watch what your eating
or you could end up just like me
because very soon I'll be racing
in the Grand National at Aintree!
Kevin Halls
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-ve-turned-into-a-horse/
