Dear Africa, please send America bags of rice.
Exercise 30 minutes per day... I’m too weak!
Water is filling.
Okay God, we’ll fast.
Eat your fruit of the spirit; because you can’t afford to buy fruit.
Cigarette smokers can go cold turkey; we have to go no turkey.
Americans are getting good at math; divide 1 chicken breast into 5 pieces.
Take grapes off the vine before weighing; you can’t eat the vine.
30 percent of Americans are obese,64 percent are overweight;
Thank you cheap foods and value menus.
8/23/2011 -Phyllis Strong
Phyllis Strong
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