They say you are easy, but that isn't true.
It takes lots of hard work, just to get to you.
It takes lots of work, to unstrap your brassiere,
Or slide down you panties, past your cute little rear.
And it's very hard to caress your skin,
Until the gate keeper at last, lets me in.
And it's so hard to lay in your arms,
Lost in the beauty of your feminine charms.
Don Juan Tenorio
Don Juan Tenorio
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