Luke Timms - I once knew a man who survived the Somme - Limerick

I once knew a man who survived the Somme
Whose cock was so very unnaturally long
He’d noose his bell end
And fish till day end
Cause’ it’s the only way that old man could come

Luke Timms

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-once-knew-a-man-who-survived-the-somme-limerick/