My daddy taught me this here joke
When I was only nine.
And since the day I heard it
I've told it a thousand times.
He told me of a little boy
Others picked on all the time.
He was victimized by bullies
And other spoiled little rotten slimes.
The little boy saw a bully coming,
Who was the meanest one of all.
He looked like a football player,
And by far was the most tall.
The boy threw his hat onto the road
And squatted down beside.
When the bully was close enough
He reached his little hand right inside.
