What can one, Holmes, do with the lowly grape?
Well Watson, think about the simple jungle ape,
they do prefer bananas, it's their shape
though I am told they're easy at the Cape.
Bananas are what we'd call aphrodisiacs
suggestive as they look to human eyes,
they're painted with that violet Zambisiwax
resembling as they do those little guys.
But, Holmes, you do digress, the grape is it,
the subject of tonight's discussion topic,
I am, of course in awe still of your wit
though might you be a trifle presbyopic?
I say the lowly grape would be ideal
to place inside what I call trusted place,
retrieval in the dark would be by feel
it's something even novices could face.
Herbert Nehrlich 2
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/grapes-3/
