1. She begins her message with no possessive greeting-
Instead of:
'MY beloved Robert'
'MY sweet, sweet Robert'
'MY chrerished Robert'
It's now:
''ROBERT! '
2. She ends her message with no possessive salutation-
Instead of:
'Yours forever and ever'
'yours until death do us part'
'Yours until hell freezes over'
It's now:
'SEE YA! '
3. She tells you she still loves you
BUT
'there's competition for my heart
and I like him, I like him a LOT! '
4. She tells you to be on the look out for her
handwritten letter.
.
It never comes!
5. She tells you
'you're a lot smarter than me', when she knows you're an idiot!
and I was,
because I never saw it coming
Once upon a toilet wall
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/5-ways-to-know-your-sweatheart-s-dumped-u-in-an-email/
