She was a red hot woman! a beautiful girl!
on the night that i took her
to the Sundown Motel.
How could I have known
when she turned the lights off,
She'd be a red hot woman
with a penis and balls!
We ran around the room! !
I screamed and she cursed! !
If that SHE- MALE had caught me
I just know where it would hurt!
But I learned my lesson
and I learned it well!
Always keep the lights on
til you know she's a FEMALE!
Once upon a toilet wall
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dont-ever-turn-the-light-off-when-making-love/
