Tempus fugit.
No, it DOESN'T!
Cos tempers FLY.
As a Government directive
That says that
Four hours
Are now approximately FIVE!
This is because
They metricated
Our clocks.
That is TWOC
(Taking without
Owner's consent)
MY time.
OOh, sorry! THEIRS.
I have no time
To stand and stare
Cos I'm seeing
With despair
Our Government,
As I rip out my hair,
Trying to control the thing
THAT WON'T STAY STILL...
George BernardBloodyShaw
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tempus-fugit-7/