Oh, dear God!
YES, BOB. WHAT IS IT?
I need your help again!
NATURALLY.
The slaughterhouse is closing! Money will be tight. What should I do?
TRY THE YELLOW PAGES, UNDER SAVINGS AND LOANS, THIRD MORTGAGE INTEREST RATES ARE DOWN.
My wife and I are having trouble! Can you help me?
TRY THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER DIVORCE LAWYERS. SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU! TIME TO MOVE ON!
Also I have a mole on my back, it's turning black, and I'm worried!
YELLOW PAGES AGAIN, BOB, UNDER PHYSICIANS, IT'S CANCEROUS.
I was hoping for a miracle!
HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN, THREE YEARS AGO, THE PARKING SPOT ONLY TWO BLOCKS FROM THE STADIUM!
I was hoping for something bigger.
SORRY! NO BIG MIRACLES, FREE WILL, YOU KNOW.
Can that be right?
I THINK SO.
Well, thanks anyway. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
bob eichen
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