'Around the rock I ran, ' I said
and practiced all my R's, .
'Sweet sister Sally seems so sad',
I lisped, though I tried hard.
3 years straight in speech class
and I practiced day and night,
but my teachers all gave up on me
because I just couldn't say it right,
''Can I 'pleath'' have an 'iceth' cream cone? '',
I would always 'thay'.
''What the hell are you talk'n about! '',
the ice cream man would rave.
So now when I meet a girl I like
I already know my fate,
when I look into her eyes and say
''Can I 'pleath' have a date''?
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