From: The Firm of Metatron Accounting Ltd., a Division of
Tetragrammatron International
Date: FRI13JUL07
Client: Eichen, Robert
Acct No. Eich4666
Daily Sin Update For THUR12JUL07
Mortal Sins:
Greed.....45
Pride.......63
Lust.......112
Gluttony...23
Envy.........94
Wrath.......58
Sloth.........37
Total.......432
Venial Sins..Total 1791
Prayers Submitted 93
Prayers Heard 0
Prayers Answered 0
Sins Attoned For 0
Sin Update Birth to Present, Mortal Sins Only:
Greed.........1285391
Pride...........1107402
Lust...........11002551
Gluttony.......1957303
Envy.............1888001
Wrath...........1976522
Sloth.............1700039
Total...........19760209
Total Prayers, Birth To Present:
Prayers Submitted: 23707991
Prayers Heard 0
Prayers Answered 0
Sins Attoned For 0
Probability Of Final Judgement:
Heaven.05%
Hell 99.05%
Margin Of Error: Plus or Minus 1%
Estimated Stay in Hell: Eternity
Probable Breakdown:
Lake of Fire 25%
River of Boiling Lead 30%
Sea of Maggots 15%
Cesspool of Filth 10%
Misc. Areas of Unspeakable Horror 20%
Recommended Course of Action and Percentage of Possibility:
1) Stop Sinning 0%
2) Pray For Miracle 0%
3) Take Own Life 100%
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See part Two in poem, Letter Found in Suicide's Mailbox Eleven Days After His Death
Bob and Alex Eichen
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/crumpled-paper-found-in-a-suicide-s-pocket/
