Shit! Sure
I remember it!
It was the 13th
of March
(a Monday)
I was on the loo
in Illinois
reading a Ripley’s
Believe It Or Not!
when the roof
caved in
from too much
pigeon poo!
Shit! What a load
of crap!
...couldn’t believe it
if I had seen it
myself!
I could never look
a pigeon in the eye
after that
unless
it was in pigeon pie!
Dónall Dempsey
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-i-came-to-enjoy-pigeon-pie/