They missed it!
It went completely over the ladie's heads.
He put his hand up
(like a God) and
...caught it.
Caught the Bride's bouquet!
All the women went: 'Oh....ah! '
They all knew he was - gay.
He kissed his man on the mouth, smiled:
'Well...how's about...it? '
'Wot...tie the knot? '
'Why...ever not! '
'Yeah? '
'Yeah! '
'I've always been the best man...never the groom! '
***
And the haiku version of this reads:
Caught the Bride's bouquet!
Alll the ladies go: 'Oh...ah! '
- pity he was gay!
Dónall Dempsey
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/never-the-bride/
