Possibly you could be a Chicken,
Although it seems somewhat unlikely,
Given that very few Chickens have internet access,
Although some of the more priveliged,
'Free Rangers',
Get there own computer,
I personally don't think they deserve,
They don't know what battery life is like,
Suffer that and you deserve a computer,
But maybe you're a chicken,
I hope so,
Because otherwise i shall sound like,
A nutter.
Nick Hilton
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/maybe-a-chicken/
