I went out into the sun just to sit a bit
And take my mind off of my mounting troubles
I felt the skin cancer start eating my nose away
So I came in early as not to burn too badly
But when my wife took a look at my nose she said
It looked just like Michael Jackson's
So I grabbed the dog and held her over the balcony
Beat that!
Ted Sheridan
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/michael-jackson-who-did-your-nose/
