Once upon a time there were two damsels...
both in distress...
cutting, whinning, moping, crying
all the time shrieking screaming hurting
they both appear to feel real helpless...
just like true damsels in distress
one of them is Damsel Pretty
and the other one is Damsel ugly
Damsel ugly hates Damsel Pretty
cus Damsel Pretty seems to be getting
the much coveted attention she always wanted
She believes Damsel Pretty's making up stories
She asks ' what worse misfortune could ithere be
than to be this ugly?
Oh how she hated Damsel Pretty!
She couldn't understand why not many men
would listen to her...and none of them has fallen for her yet...
Was her story not even half as sad as Damsel Pretty's? !
How come they flock around Damsel Pretty
offering their hearts and helping hands?
and this pretty slut just won't seem to stop? !
acting like a little old helpless fag!
Oh how she hates Damsel Pretty
Claiming she's the one who should be pitied
Cus Damsel Pretty is just a pretentious little slut
A fucked up bitch attention whore!
she gets all the sympathy from those she adore! ! !
She wished Damsel Pretty would just die.
Funny cus one day...
Damsel Ugly got the news she never expected
this pretentious Damsel Pretty has just died
yes, she commited what she always mentions...suicide
Damsel Ugly couldn't believe what has transpired
She asks ' what worse misfortune could ithere be
than to be this ugly? !
maya crisol
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