So you have concluded
I'm a damsel in distress
I lure men with my tears
that i pretend
to always be depressed
Okay, now let me tell you
the difference between
a beautiful Damsel in distress
and a shitfaced Damsel in Distress
you still want me to go on?
maya crisol
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/damsels-in-distress-2/