I was going to be a pro baseball player,
- - besides not being good enough,
- - I also couldn't spit enough,
but, the crotch-grabbing part - - -
it is sad to say, I got!
So, I am going to be an English teacher,
I can't wait to learn the language,
and bring it to America!
I hope to be advanced enough someday,
to bring it to the British people!
Barry Van Allen
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wishful-thinking-7110/
