once i had a dog
my dogs eyes were in a fog
we took him to the vet
but it rained so he got all wet
the vet said the dog was sick
he was so sick he couldnt use his dick
one day he got real horney
and walked through a bush that was thorny
my dog, his name was fred
and now the stupid dog is dead
haha fred is dead!
Melissa Broomhead
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-wierd-tale-of-fred/
