Let me start by saying this.
I am no lady. I am no miss,
But damn, I wish and wish I were
For then I could be good to Her;
And I'd love a girl like no other girl should.
If I were a lady... indeed I would.
Her ears would hear my love not snarling
Because I'd be a lady... 'cuz I'd be a darling.
I would never ration out my kisses
For lack of them due to other misses,
But I am no lady, but I aint no gent'.
Maybe for me a vagina was meant.
Kyle Hamp
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-opposite-sex-2/
