Dear Lord, creator of the universe…..,
And all living things……,
Because Al Gore has everyone…..,
So scared about our climate changing……,
And it’s forthcoming catastrophic effects…..,
On the planet you’ve made our home…..,
If we don’t change our light blubs….,
Stop breaking wind and discontinue driving SUVs…..,
We beg you please…..,
To slightly lower the temperature of the sun…..,
So we don’t have to disturb our lifestyle…..,
And industry just to satisfy him…..,
But at the same time…..,
Forgive him Lord, for the hypocrite knows not…..,
What the hell he’s talking about…..,
While he’s flying around in a private jet…..,
Farting*** and living in a mansion that uses…..,
Twenty times more energy……,
Than most homes in America……! ! !
(***Methane release through the anus…..! ! !)
….Trade Martin,2007.
Trade Martin
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/prayer-to-end-global-warming-and-make-breaking-wind-ok/
