Simon Cowell is a total twit
He's the closest thing to ideeit
I watched and watched for substance there
But he cares only about his hair
What does he love they asked him to say
Money he says, i want more each day
We humans search for love and hope
While this guy hugs dollars what a dope
A bright butterfly of greens reds and yellow
Could land on the head of this dull fellow
Instead of admiring it and watching it fly
would criticize its wings and hope it would die
It hit me like a flying brick
why this man is such a dick
It hit me like a sudden jolt
Why this man is such a dolt
While the rest of us passed out cards and a gift
He was the one who always got stiffed
While the rest of us would hug and get kissed
He sat in the corner being dissed
Then i realized who he was like in speech and deed
The gong show judge who was named rex reed
A man so easily despised as Rex
Hated equally by either sex
Just like Simon the fashion plate hack
Who always dresses in a tshirt of black
Who revels in being antagonist stud
But doesn't realize he is just a dud
He makes for good TV some say
In my world, like a 3 dollar wine, he just gets thrown away.
Beau Golden
BEAU GOLDEN
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/simon-cowell-is-a-total-twit/
