There is nothing more horrendous
In a man's personal nightmare
Then a creature who invades your innermost space
And becomes your wife
Not only your wife but want's to share your marital bed
She is nine metres long, flesh coloured
And has the persona of a giant Squid
This creature does not blend in very well
With my huge pink Elephants
Or my green worms in a bath full of whipped cream
Everytime i give her a touch of my personal vibrator
She sheds pieces of Sushi
I am known as a man of the world, liberated in thought
But i'm not into eating my wives
Written Somewhere Sometime In 2006
allan James saywell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/are-giant-squid-actors-in-my-nightmares/
