My cat is supper amazing,
I could pet her all day
And not even care.
My cat’s so very nice.
She’s better than yours.
Your cat may catch a mouse
But mine will catch four.
My cat's fur is so soft
The fairest silk could not compare
I love her so fricken’ much
So even though you may not care,
My cat is so amazing
I just can’t help but share!
Donna Oliver
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-cat-17/