“Absolutely, maybe”
An answer, though amusing
When questioning my lady
I find it most confusing
Her answers, so concise
Teem with such explicit-y
She’s always this precise
With chronic eccentricity
I’ll bravely take a stand
And hope that she complies
I’ve “absolutely, maybe” banned
Her fricasseed replies
Stanley Cooper
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/absolutely-maybe/