I was about to use my blender
to make a big, beautiful Hurricane
which I figured would help
blow me away
Then I remembered
a lot of folks have told me
not to drink
Well, I don't smoke anymore
What's next?
Caffeine?
Is a life devoid of all vices
worth living?
I doubt I'd do well as a monk
I just know the funny hat would itch
But, then again
I guess I would have
a lot of time to
dream about love
that could have been
or else just sit around and
write my memoirs...
kind of like prisoners do
Jeffrey Philip Clegg
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-life-devoid-of-all-vices/