Eight quid a pop,
A chicken for your hob,
Or for your kids,
Garden or indoors,
They can be easily housetraned,
And make very docile pets,
Particularily the hob ones,
So get your eight quid chicken here,
Buy two and you get a free,
Fork.
Nick Hilton
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chickens-for-sale/
