Dictator's dictum
Cacatum Non est pictum,
devoted victim.
A Dilly-Dally
digresses up the down stairs
ambivalently.
Americanize
all terrorists and Muslims
with kind coercion.
'Doctor, could you not
just cure my sudden illness? '
'Why do you ask, child? '
'Can you spare a dime? '
The beggar asks the Pontiff.
He said: 'Ask Jesus.'
The missionary
from Polskà-on-the Danube
was driving Volvo.
Through a small window
the priest enjoyed her cleavage
and salivated.
All monks were silent
until the game had started.
Cister-Cienzers.
Herbert Nehrlich
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