(This is a fictional poem)
One day a spider climbed up my leg while I was cleaning out my loft.
It got on my penis and I can't get it off.
I tried to pry it off and I even tried to remove it with soap.
But it's clamped on real good and I'm all out of hope.
It really hurts when it bites my wiener.
It made my girlfriend scream, you should've seen her.
She dumped me and found another man.
I want to get rid of this spider but I'm not sure if I can.
I'm desperate to get this spider unattached.
I may douse it in gasoline and light it with a match.
You're probably thinking that that would be insane.
When the good lord made me, he didn't give me a good supply of brains.
The spider just walked off of my wiener, that's good news.
But now it's attached itself to my balls, I guess I was born to lose.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/there-is-a-spider-on-my-wiener/
