I do apologize.
My interests have been totally misunderstood.
I have no resources to fund,
Those homeless and needing to overcome their poverty.
I do,
However...
Have millions to spend and donate,
To those campaigning to end such atrocities.
And...
I will do this only if,
My giving is regarded as charitable.
And I am invited to the ball.
Lawrence S. Pertillar
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-will-do-this-only-if/