There once was an aging pirate bold
Who captured a shy young miss.
“Oh, please, bold pirate, touch me not,
Nor try to force a kiss;
Oh, tie me not to yonder mast,
Nor rip my velvet gown;
Oh, please touch not my pantaloons
And try to pull them down...”
But all her pleas were gone for naught
And all her words ignored,
So up to the pirate bold she strode
And kicked him overboard!
(2004)
John Bliven Morin
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-pirate-and-the-maiden/
