"I have always had a half-baked philosophy that having a Plan B can muddy up your Plan A."
That's Charlie Day -- yes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Charlie -- dispensing wisdom from the podium to Merrimack's graduating class of 2014. He now has an honorary doctorate. Dr. Charlie... Mittens with kittens... something's not adding up. We can only assume the mysterious Pepe Silvia was involved somehow. That being said, it's a pretty damn good speech, as far as speeches go.
